A short note to President Obama!

Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You
know - the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house
several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave
Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and
theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Richard Ford
Queen Creek, AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me
to start making those payments?



P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return
this year.


Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
cabinet posts?